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L: I'll give you this strawberry if you keep it a secret, ok?
Mogi: *puts strawberry in pocket*

"I looked at everyone and wondered where they came from, and who they missed, and what they were sorry for."

- Jonathan Safron Foer, Extremely Loud and Incredibly Close  (via thatkindofwoman)

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easyay:

this is how i do friendship

thestarsshinebrighterhere LOLOLOL

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aminaux:

me as hell

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supermegafoxyawesomehot182:

Actual questions in my sat prep book

Lol what

actuallyratchet:

i cant believe this is the savior of skyrim 

seantracy:

my moods:

  • i want to make out with you
  • i want to kill you
  • i am hungry
  • i am tired
  • why the fuck is my music not playing in my left headphone

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chellhoun:

Borderlands 2 - Favorite Locations

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the-goddamazon:

Yo Nicki is legit fed up with people talking about her ass, though. Look at her face yo. She is genuinely INSULTED and not having it.

Like this is a woman who just likes what she does and all anyone can ever focus on is her fucking ass and the fact she got ass shots or whatever. She’s not stupid. Give it a fucking rest.

James Franco is a piece of shit. Because the only “value” or “talent” a Black woman could ever possess is her body or her ass, am I right? Fuck Franco and people who spout the same shit.

Did any of you actually watch the video?

The whole interview with her and with Iggy Azalea was done along the lines of the "Between Two Ferns" skit, where the interviewer is supposed to ask stupid, antagonizing questions (while acting clueless about it), the person being interviewed is in on it, and they respond with snark or hostility.

I mean, for Christ’s sake, he acted confused that Nicki Manaj’s song was “Superbass” not “superb ass”.

What you’re seeing here is James Franco doing that thing he does that is his job: Acting.

Also, what you see here is Nicki Manaj doing the same thing; it’s scripted responses in response to the scripted questions he’s asking for the purposes of basically doing a knockoff of Between Two Ferns, are you actually that stupid?

He’s not even playing himself, he’s an interviewer named Dave Skylark.

Just in case you’re too stupid to understand: These gifs are not from a serious interview, they’re from a comedy skit done by MTV.

In celebration of the 2014 Video Music Awards MTV tasked Entertainment tabloid TV host, Dave Skylark , and his dynamic production team lead by Aaron Rapoport, to sit down with some of this year’s biggest VMA celebrities. In this half-hour special Skylark literally gets up close-and-personal with VMA performers Nicki Minaj and Iggy Azalea, and VMA nominee Jason Derulo to ask the questions people REALLY want to know.

In the action-comedy The Interview, Dave Skylark (James Franco) and his producer Aaron Rapoport (Seth Rogen) run the popular celebrity tabloid TV show “Skylark Tonight.” When they discover that North Korean leader Kim Jong-un is a fan of the show, they land an interview with him in an attempt to legitimize themselves as journalists. As Dave and Aaron prepare to travel to Pyongyang, their plans change when the CIA recruits them, perhaps the most unlikely candidates, to “take out” Kim Jong-un. In theaters December 25. Learn more at TheInterview-Movie.com

How utterly stupid and gullible are all you people who thought it was a serious interview?

Bahahahahaha idiots jumping to conclusions when you don’t even know the facts. Plus it’s really stupid that you commented in the first place. You apparently had never seen the skit or you would have known it was fake. That’s first off. Second, anyone could have wrote ANYTHING they wanted as subtitles on those gifs. At least do some research before you talk shit. HA!

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wwinged asked: Are you a fan of skyrim? I was thinking of starting to reblog some of it. I probably still will but I'm just curious

Yes :) I love skyrim! You definitely should if reblog it, but only if you like it! When I started my blog it was for myself and over time I thought of reblogging what other people wanted to see. Now though I’m back to it being what I like! But I really do love your blog and I’ve seen a lot but I think yours is my absolute favorite :)

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