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cybergy:

DUDE OMG

prehistorian:

stop for a minute and realize you are a 10lb brain piloting a slab of meat

(Source: 40ozbaka, via stateof-equilibrium)

pleatedjeans:

single-image version

(via cashierstruggles)

deductions-with-thedoctor:

bubbleberrys-bash:

cancerousmexicanfetusrapewhistle:

When I was 7 there was a group of really mean girls in my class and one day I pulled out my crayons and one of the girls walked up to my desk and looked me in the eye as she snapped my crayons in half 

if i were you i would have sharpened that crayon back, walked up to her, and looked her in the eye as i sliCED HER FUCKING THROAT OPEN WITH IT, I NEEDED A NEW RED ANYWAYS

new from crayola:

image

(Source: caseyanthonyofficial, via milesawayfromw0nd3rland)

I wanna be that one girl who looks really cute but also gives off the vibe that she could snap your neck if you disrespect her like is that possible for me

(Source: kimisbaked, via slowdown-wildchild)

What is wrong with you?

thestarsshinebrighterhere:

I had a friend text me asking me if I saw myself being a mom one day and I said yeah & That friend texted back this “Not to tease tooooooo much…..but to be a mom someday you gotta know how to drive….haha you can slap me for that! But I only Teasing!”

I can’t drive bc of my brain tumor and this asshole told me I can’t be a mom. Shits about to get real.
Fuck with me one more time

Don’t fuck with my boo! Dats my best friend yo

ecstasysmom:

Girl all you gotta do is divide 48 by four it’s literally the easiest part

lrnaonerd:

how do people rap i cant even talk without messing it up

(via the--ally-cat)

gallafranackus:

Dachshund U.N.

For three weekends, 47 Dachshunds, more commonly known as Sausage Dogs, will attempt to solve the world’s Human Rights issues.”

(via let-math-be-with-you)

nointerrruption:

I’M ACTUALLY A REALLY NICE PERSON IM JUST USED TO BEING WALKED ALL OVER AND DISRESPECTED SO SOMETIMES I COME OFF AS MEAN BUT I JUST CANT LET PEOPLE TAKE ADVANTAGE OF ME AND I HAD TO GROW UP REALLY FAST OK BUT I PROMISE I HAVE A GOOD HEART AND GOOD INTENTIONS AND I DONT WANT TO EVER HURT PEOPLE’S FEELINGS BUT SOMETIMES I JSUT HAVE TO HAVE THE UPPER HAND AND MAKE SURE I DONT GET HURT IM SORR YI LOVE EVERYONE

(Source: okaywork, via the--ally-cat)

suspend:

i hope iphone 6 is a flip phone

(via let-math-be-with-you)

"I am
a series of
small victories
and large defeats
and I am as
amazed
as any other
that
I have gotten
from there to
here"

- Charles Bukowski (via purplebuddhaproject)

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