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collegehumor:

You Can Make Fucking Cinnabon Cinnamon Roll Waffles Really Easily and Here’s How
You are welcome for the diabeetus. 
vein13:

serenading-the-unicorn:

gymleaderkarkat:


What are you so afraid of!?

I’m REALLY sorry but it looks like they’re about to rap battle



it got better

turkey-imported-from-maine:

firelorcl:

meladoodle:

i wanna be a reverse tooth fairy where i rob people and then scatter human teeth on their bed

a dentist

i dont know what your dentist is doing to you but i think you need to go to the police

(via stateof-equilibrium)

kushandwizdom:

Good Vibes HERE

commandereyebrows:

thekingofhorror:

robemmy:

Hypocrisy

So fucking powerful.

people only ever seem to notice the negative.

(via stateof-equilibrium)

charlesdutton:

i think it’s so neat that everyone develops their own unique handwriting even though we’re all taught to write our letters the same way really it’s so cool

(Source: imayhavebeenborn, via stateof-equilibrium)

oknope:

i followed my heart and it led me into the fridge

(via milesawayfromw0nd3rland)

katfuckingkolb:

fatxslut:

Good thing I can experience the lunar eclipse from the comfort of my own bed on the interweb.

Fer real doe

octemberfirst:

abqandnotu:

merosse:

TINY TURTLE INVESTIGATORS: THE CASE OF THE LARGE STRAWBERRY

GOOD MORNING EVERYONE

“HAVE YOU TRIED BALANCING ON IT”
“YES OF COURSE I TRIED BALANCING ON IT JENKINS THIS IS NOT MY FIRST DAY AS A TINY TURTLE INVESTIGATOR” 

(Source: animalkingd0m, via milesawayfromw0nd3rland)

aconsultingwarlock:

itsajensenthing:

starlit-notes:

I would like to thank my arms, for always being by side. My legs, for always supporting me, and my fingers…because I can always count on them.

this will be my speech when i win an oscar

Don’t forget the hips, for not lying. 

(Source: ohrendelle, via milesawayfromw0nd3rland)

fag3000:

I C O N I C

(Source: pinkmanjesse, via milesawayfromw0nd3rland)

I hope you hang yourself with your h&m scarf while jacking off listening to Mozart

deucebasket:

threw a boomerang like 6 years ago and it never came back so now I live in constant fear

(via jemscarstaires)

"Crying does not indicate that you are weak. Since birth, it has always been a sign that you are alive."

- Charlotte Brontë, Jane Eyre (via pianti)

(Source: larmoyante, via jemscarstaires)